BMW + beach + date = bad clean up

jeudi 10 avril 2014

Just decided I will share with you the date I had last night, since my BMW was the main concerns here.

There is a thread somewhere here where people post their complaints when they have others in their car. Such as, don't move the seat, don't ask me to drive slower, etc.



The Date:



So I take this pretty lady out on a date. Prior to picking here up, I cleaned up my car, it's usually always clean, but this time I took the extra time to sharpen things up. Car was looking great, smelled great, I was ready to go.



I pulled up to her house, and called her outside.

The things that I am about to list made me really frustrated and it was also a huge turn off.



She opens the door, gets in and slams the shit out of my door. That already started to annoy me. I hate when people slam my door.

We drive off and get on the highway.

She starts to rant about how going 75mph is too fast. Really!? Then she begins to tell me how bad of a driver she is (she already lost points there).

She then starts to complain how it was pretty hot in the car (I am in California so it's pretty darn hot right now). So I turn on the AC for her.

She then starts fucking around with the vents and I am just there thinking in my head STOP!



Fast forward here we end up at the beach hang out yada yada and when it was time to go back in the car I made sure I had no sand that will get in my car.

So I am out there cleaning myself up, cleaning my shoes, cleaning my socks, wiping myself down, and there she goes, jolts into the car taking all the sand with her.

I get in and look down on the mat and see so much sand.

I start to boil in my head.

She then says, "How do you move your seat back? Your car is so weird"

"How do you make your window stop in the middle. It keeps going down all the way!"

"What's the red thing in the rear view mirror?"

"Who was sitting here?"

"You drive a little too fast"

"Where is the volume on the radio"

"How do you turn on the AC"





Are you serious!



Then she does the worst thing ever.



She takes off her socks, and slams it on the dash and sand goes everywhere into my car. I just hear the sand falling on the dash, back seat, center consul, my steering wheel, just everywhere.

I took a deep breathe and drove off.

We stopped by to get something to eat.

Got out the car and I go out and open the door for her (not really) and when she got out I see that she had pulled the plastic cover off on the side of the seat where you adjust the position of seat going back.

I thought she had broke it and I was thinking to myself I am ready to leave you here and you better call your friend to pick you up. But I didn't say that of course.

I go back to my car to check out the damage. Wasn't too bad. I had snapped it back into place.



Right after we ate I decided to take her home.

Overall it was great date, but it was super annoying having her in the car.



And of course when I dropped her off she slams the door to finish off the night.



To add another thing... hair everywhere as well.



The next day I spent a good while vacuuming up all the sand in the little corners.




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